Slacks: $15
Tall glass of milk: $2
Decent steak: $40
Defense attorney fees: $100/hr
Promoting justice with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind: Priceless

I think it’s because the NFL is so capital-intensive that it depends on someone sitting on $1B to make it work. The Warriors and Cavs players could play street ball with GoPros attached to them and the Youtube videos would get millions of views. I don’t think the same is true for football.

I disagree with this, but will star this for the catchy headline.

Panels are shit in the same way garage bands are shit. They’re difficult to sit through, but the alternative is to let the experts pick out the “best” talent for you. We’re probably better off with panels.

Funny, Draymond Green is usually beating other organs than the heart.

I agree, but if NFL executives believe the rumors, McCloughan failed his third chance. If that ISN’T the case, and McCloughan’s alcohol intake was under control, he just became unemployable through someone else’s falsehood. There’s no way this isn’t going to court.

I mean, all jokes are statements when you put it that way...

This is a great stat, but your lead-up was all “Let’s not worry about the triple-double stats” then gave a modified triple-double stat to double down.

The “triple-double is easier now” argument begs the question - who else has even been close? No one? Good! Give the man his dang award!

It makes sense because the gimmicks are no longer novel. LEDs are $5, I can stay at home and Pandora the music I want for free, and the only compelling reason to pay $100/ticket is to experience the best basketball in the world. Meanwhile, media technologies allow people to research the sport, and so lovers of the…

Wow even Gregggggg Easterbrook doesn’t turn his spicy meatballs into books. That’s some quality haughty-dipshittery there.

If 200 or so companies are “over-indexed”, then it stands to reason that 200 similar companies, particularly in emerging markets, will seem comparatively attractive. If, somehow, ALL good companies are over-indexed, this means they’re getting too much money, which can only encourage more entrepreneurs with…

Tampa Bay GM: I’m playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers
Me: Bullshit!
Tampa Bay GM: I move Bishop in order to back-up the Kings, which will also free up a rook(ie) for my next move.
Me: Huh...

Vlade deserves about 3 times the hate Lebron got for the Decision. Player informs a team in advance he’s seeking another opportunity? Betrayal. Owner goes behind that player’s back to make a trade that leaves the team worse? I don’t know, but it deserves something worse than “dumb”

I agree with your analysis, Billy. I think McGee had the stronger individual tweets, but there was way too much weak sauce in-between. You gotta know when to put down the mic, ya know?

He’s going to the Jets. The signs are there.

Causing unnecessary drama by re-uniting our star receiver with a QB he hates? Check.

Paying way too much money for 2-3 years of mediocre ball? Check.

Compensating for a bad Fitzpatrick year by going for his polar opposite? Check.

Sigh...

When Hitler says “Ja ja, das gut” in Mexico, is he agreeing or laughing?

I’m gonna get my ass chewed for this, but it was mentioned that Sacramento was in need of guards, and now they have three. They have too many centers, and Boogie was the only center they could have traded to refill the positions they need. And they have legitimate gripes with him.

I love all of this. Good job, everyone.

The article says it’s going to be a full length feature film.

Now get ready for this fucking Gregggg-esque take: commercial-makers are artists too, and their work deserves expansion as much as Spielberg’s creations do. It’s haughty, it glosses over obvious and valid social criticisms, but it’s ultimately true.