nevermindedith
NeverMindEdith
nevermindedith

A friend of mine went on a caving trip in college and the trip leader got disoriented. Their lights burned out and they thought they were lost for longer than they really were and expected tv crews, etc when they were found. In reality I think they were a few hours overdue when they got out.

One of these days, some person will say some insensitive shit about race, and won’t include the hypothetical green and/or purple people in their sorry-not-sorry, or just not-sorry in this case, response and I’ll think to myself, “Progress!”

DON’T COMPLAIN (says a white person).

purple

Liam Hemsworth.

oh thank god I’m not the only one who thought it

Look, Yoko, I can’t only eat avocado cheeseburgers with truffle fries. I need some roughage in there, even if my body isn’t asking for it.

I can’t put into words how happy that Usher tweet makes me. Swimming needs more diversity!

my husband and I were discussing who from BB everyone was (me, him and the dogs, natch). I was a HARD Linda, and he’s Gene (not everyone agrees on that one)

Apparently crazy girls named Linda are my type.

that would be pretty offensive if anyone were assuming that

Eeee! I’m so glad you had fun! :D

anyone else just...really tired,

I have plushies of characters from the anime Fairy Tail here at my desk at work, and a model of a turret and companion cube from Portal and even I think a GoT fantasy league sounds extremely nerdy.....where do i sign up?

i would die so fast.

If you’re looking for tales of survival, I’ll have you know that I did not have any coffee today. That’s right: I am completely caffeine-free and still conscious.

You!

The night before last, I dreamed I baked the Obamas sugar cookies, and Michelle really loved them. I think that should garner me an invitation. (In my dreams.)

Ted Cruz asks if he can see the next episode of Walking Dead
“uhhh.....weeee actually cancelled it. Yeh. It’s not a show anymore. Sorry. No new episodes.”

Meanwhile Trump is sitting there demanding they bring back I Dream of Jeannie even though half the main cast if dead.