I blame the rising popularity of George R.R. Martin. When large numbers of white people start dying, he's probably to blame.

Look at her hair. No, it isn’t.

My personal headcanon about Tom Hanks being an elven lord of light and mercy refuses to recognize your completely possible second-hand anecdote.

even better

I was thinking go pros.

My vote is that the Presidential Election should be decided by throwing all the current Candidates into this gash and whoever claws their way out alive gets to be President because honestly that seems like a better way to choose than what we are doing now.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

I think the joke is that she is magical and can make people walk because she’s a fairy/witch/whatever, not making a joke at the expense of handicapped people.

Consider this extra info:

Can we just agree that sex shouldn’t even factor into it? “Men’s work” and “Women’s work” is a silly concept. Sometimes the man will be better at repairing the house or fixing the car, and sometimes the woman will be. Sometimes the woman will be better at cooking and cleaning and sometimes the man will be. But setting…

And she didn’t starve.

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

Watch “Oculus”...it won’t help your fear of mirrors. The “spooky” scenes are spooky.

I’m stuck at home on Halloween writing a paper on fiscal policy because I’m a compulsive procrastinator. I know a lot of people are out having fun, so its the prefect time to write something controversial. I think Quark is the greatest Star Trek character ever, and all you Capt. Picard, Capt. Kirk, and Data fan boys…

COSTUMES. I MUST SEE EVERYONE’S COSTUMES. OR YOUR BABY’S COSTUME. OR YOUR DOG’S.

If there isn’t one up by 7:30, I will open one up on my blog. I’m sick, home alone, and wanna bitch with my Jezzie buddies!

All they’ve proven with those memes is that dude is fineeeeee.