Your pun strength is out of control today! You’ve really got your finger on it.

Here, take this manatee-

He’ll probably just claw his way out of trouble.

The subject remains fly af.

He’s just telling truths over there. That’s all.

Starred because me too, not because you’re super rude (you are not that thing).

Kinja is giving me probably less than half of my actual notifications. Is annoying.

I support this so much.

WHAT IS THIS?* This is beautiful. This is a beautiful potato thing and I love it.

*I will go google what this is.

AND HE DOESN’T EVEN ASK.

The Pope also issued a statement saying Godfather 3 was the best one.

SPACE MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO PRAY ON THE MOON AND THEN CONVERT ALL THE MOON WOMEN AND TEACH THEM TO HATE OUR MOON FREEDOM LETS PANIC.

I think, is the gist?

This sounds like exactly my pace. Imma do that.

Same! When people ask me to bake something for them, it’s ideal, since I get all the fun of baking, but I can give it away, rather than have it sit in my house and then I HAVE to eat it, because that’s a law I’m pretty sure.

This looks INCREDIBLE.

I don’t know why freezer didn’t even occur to me. Great suggestion, thanks!

Does not look yuck at all. It looks fantastic. I’ve never done stock before, which seems dumb. How long does it store, usually? Good luck to both you and Jr at school tomorrow! Hope it’s an easy day back!

I am having deeply sad feelings that I’ve never had fig pie.

I mourn the loss but appreciate the ghost of its existence.

Yes.