I can get behind one million more Goldblum Gifs, yes please.

Cool. On it.

Perfection, as always. Also- dude, I need to order a commission from you. Your work is incredible. Should I do that through the DeviantArt page?

Well, it’s nice to know Dolores Umbridge as a Mean Girl has found another school administration job.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. I am having like, deep romantic feelings for this chocolate thing. I want to take it on a date. A date with my tummy.

I know “write a book!” has become such a trite thing to say to people, but I genuinely mean it- if you were to write a book about your experiences, I would read it in a heartbeat. I’m absolutely fascinated and awed by your pursuit.

Cool cool cool Willy-Dub, sounds great, but how imaginary is the health and dental bennies? Also- sick days?

<3 <3 <3

That is an incredibly moving story. I am so fascinated and humbled by your descriptions of openness and reception. If you don’t mind my curiosity, what’s the traditional way to ask for instruction?

Thank you so much! This is awesome, in the truest sense of the word. I just downloaded the Ted Andrews book on my Kindle, thanks for the recommendation! How did you get into this field of study?

I have pants feelings.

Right? I think I’m supposed to hate them, but I’m into a good man bun.

There has just never been a Disney princess with better hair.

Thank you! I got them from Target! It’s my favorite place to go for cute, cheap sandals.

Goddamn right. Enchanting af.

I was so tired, my brain just gave right up and started saying whatever words it wanted to.

Yessss. They are my most favorite sea creature. Harmless, HUGE and so so graceful.

OH MY GOD THIS IS MAGICAL I LOVE IT.