Well, sure. I’d weigh only 3 apples if I didn’t have a mouth either.
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I felt like an asshole quoting my own story, but it just worked too well to avoid it.
We are Smirnoff sisters. It’s a truly unbreakable bond.
One can only hope.
I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.
The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…
The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…
They do look a lot alike! Look at his belly!! I love it.
Love it. I saw Inside Out today, and in addition to crying a lot, I got to see a bunch of great scenes set in the city and it made my bay heart swell.
He was really stupid, but just so very hot. Definitely an ass.
Well that just makes good sense. Were you supposed to drink non-alcoholic soda? Are you a monster? No. You had a terrible choice ahead of you and when forced between no booze or The Ice, there is really no choice at all, is there? I’m just sorry you had to go through that.
I love this because I too hate the public event sweats and parking (and itchy grass butt), but also it means you’re from my area, which is delightful, as you are a delight.
Driving on 580 while the illegal fireworks are going off is great because you have the beauty of spectacle coupled with the threat of imminent…
That sounds like simultaneously the best of times and the worst of times. At the very least, it was the Icest of times.
I have a cousin who feeds chicken to his chickens (which I tell you to really color the next thing I’m about to say) and he once told me that Smirnoff Ice is what he buys when women come over because…
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UGH, the time I was in high school and I went to a “party” for the 4th which was really just Ryan T and his stupid friend and his stupid friend’s hot tub. We drank smirnoff ice and I let Ryan T look at my boobs (but not his stupid friend) and then they made fun of me for not knowing that Bradley Knowell from Sublime…
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