Just slap a “THIS CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER IS KNOWN TO CAUSE CANCER AND BIRTH DEFECTS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA” warning over the door.

It’s amazing how that verse gets bandied about when they want to use the law to treat people poorly but is nowhere to be found when they want to circumvent the law themselves.

I’ve never gotten food poisoning from a rare hamburger. I’ve gotten food poisoning from salad.

The really tragic thing is these guys don’t feel like they need to hide under the robes anymore.

See also: literally everything.

Hey now, Zara is NOT Hot Topic. Hot Topic doesn’t sell Auschwitz costumes to kids.

Only thing I remember from that film was Burt Reynolds and Tony Randall being in charge of ejaculation.

I forgot he blamed his bullshit on Ambien, too. I wonder why racist assholes have such trouble sleeping.

I hope the backlash she gets from this latest attempt to open her stupid mouth causes another month-long “routine kidney embolization.” She needs to just stop.

Really I don’t understand why this isn’t mentioned in every article about her. I know it’s an old bit at this point but it’s still one of the greatest things the Internet ever made possible. And in an era where the Internet is looking more and more like a huge mistake, shouldn’t we be highlighting the things that made…

I haven’t seen the film and so have nothing to contribute on that front but this review featured some words that bear commenting on:

The normal French name is gratin dauphinois, so probably potato is the poorly chosen word here. In the very least it ought to be potatoes, unless these are gratins made of exactly one potato each.

If you were sitting at a park bench with a picnic basket, and you’d emptied the contents of that picnic basket in order to have a picnic, you would not be dumping or littering. If you put down a beach blanket and a cooler and had a book you were reading, you would not be dumping or littering. The homeless man was not…

There’s that, but there’s also a very specific history of exactly this type of thing, which has been going on since Vietnam.

I believe it’s a form of assault. It’s also theft and destruction of property. Gotta be a few other things in there as well like intimidation or even better, terroristic threatening.

It was Ben Franklin, not Lincoln. He also said, “If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.”

Since it’s such a shitty track, I have a great idea: let’s stop making half the island unusuable for 3-4 months every year just for a single weekend’s worth of car racing.

“I don’t know anything about it. I don’t read it. Thank you.”

Here’s the thing. She didn’t plead guilty. She was convicted of a crime and served her sentence but she did not plead guilty.

I play Fallout and other single-player games specifically because I got tired of 13-year-old assholes and cheaters ruining what little time I have for gaming. I used to do MMOs, FPSes, and other online games, but it’s just not worth it for me anymore.