My mother is... she communicates like Trump. Disconnected, nonspecific, inaccurate. She also just doesn’t even try to pronounce a new word correctly, she just kind of lets her brain concoct whatever it feels like saying instead.

trauma, etc.

I love the idea of a very early vault exit. I love the idea of a soundtrack filled with ‘70s fad-country (ooh, maybe even a CB-craze song or two!). I love the idea of going back to the DC area in some way that crosses over old territory but we get to see it earlier.

I thought it was plainly obvious we were reliving the ‘90s, but yes, they sell Umbro at Target now. There’s a big display in the kids’ section.

That incident has come up surprisingly infrequently in coverage of the Arrested Development fracas.

A friend of mine moved down there and it was a huge pain in the ass. And he was Canadian, so you’d think the whole Commonwealth thing would have made it easier. The hoops he had to jump through from employment to sponsors to STD testing... it all seemed pretty over the top for immigration into a former prison colony.

Oh look it’s being reported one of the victims publicly rejected him recently.

Oh look it’s already being reported that the only things he followed on Instagram were gun things and the Trump family, in particular the Trump women...

He had a hammer and sickle pin, a Japanese flag pin, and and and iron cross...

I mean, is there anything more authentic and traditional in this country than paying shit wages to people working in unsafe conditions?

Stalking and harassment is a thing with the anti-LGBT community, for some “unknown” reason.

Off the clock? Who knew presidents were hourly?

“Wait, I can just call the cops on them for no good reason and they’ll get arrested anyway? I’ve missed so many opportunities!” — every racist now after seeing all these stories.

Canadian Woman is rapidly becoming Canada’s answer to Florida Man.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we didn’t make our eggs susceptible to salmonella in the first place by polishing them to make them pretty?

When will rural white people pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop relying on affirmative-action programs like this and the Electoral College?

In the old Pigskin 621 A.D. arcade game, when you killed an opponent they’d turn into a skeleton on the field that stayed for the rest of the round.

Of course people remember. They’re using that as a key reboot plot point so Roseanne can hide behind a “I’m not racist I’ve got a black grandkid” shield.

Probably a few states but Michigan’s the only one I’ve actually read the law for because I certainly didn’t take it at face value when I heard it!

I mean you’ve got to build lava fields!