My uncle would share that left turn red arrows were just a suggestion, but you could always safely yield and turn left when it was clear to do so if the straight light was green.

If ghosts can haunt a hotel they can haunt an apartment. Just saying.

I’m with your boyfriend.

I wonder if the aryan brotherhood let this Asian join when his stupid ass got arrested for bringing his buddies to “get revenge” on a guy but went to the wrong house.

Talking to women is definitely key to having relationships with them.

It’s almost as if the problem is that they pathologically hate women and would do so regardless of whether a virgin supermodel with a PhD was chasing them around trying to take their pants off or not...

Seriously how did this not get mentioned in the article?

I blame Bono for calling attention to that non-fact.

First underlayer, yes. Second underlayer is probably a compression shirt because he’s ashamed of his body.

There’s also a mistake in the article that says Harris was covered in Nazi paraphernalia...

My driver’s ed teacher told us to drive until we felt comfortable and safe when being pulled over by the police. The officer I did this with was furious that I didn’t pull over immediately on the right hand side of the road, and when I explained what I was taught, he incredulously asked who told me that.

My uncle, an engineer who designed automotive parts, fed me this garbage in high school.

Technically what you’re smelling is cum. Just, you know, tree cum. Which usually smells better. But some idiot thought it was a good idea to breed a pear tree for attractive uniformity instead of fruit-bearingness and didn’t bother to select for nice smell.

At first I was upset that you associated a Muppet with European nationalism... but then I thought about it and realized that the Swedish Chef is actually a pretty terrifying homicidal maniac who exists solely in a black and white world where things are either Swedish or they’re potential ingredients...

Someone will but I hope it’s to hold a sign outside a carwash and I hope he dies in obscurity.

On the plus side, Kanye’s behavior is a helpful demonstration that the Alt-Right is a straight-up cult at this point, down to the language control.

I wouldn’t be surprised if his motive is a belief that if he credits a book rather than rigorous police work, it could undermine the trial.

This fucking family is rapidly turning into a one-stop shop for the Alt-Right. E.g. Trump and his fascist Twitter trolls couldn’t possibly be racist or anti-LGBT because this stupid family can’t stop putting on MAGA hats.

I can’t tell if I should laugh at that amazing reference or cry at how terrifying that picture is.

MLM is going to destroy this country if Trump doesn’t beat them to it.