Someone mentioned the carpet cleaning cult from Seinfeld the other day and I looked it up on YouTube to watch it. I guess they based that on a real Christian cult in NY from the time and there was a guy, now apparently converted to Islam, spamming the comments about how he was a member and it was the best thing that…

I’m not surprised my mother’s favorite musician supports my mother’s favorite President. Disappointed, but not surprised.

I think it’s worth noting that his character in Hackers was also associated with breakfast food.

Isn’t it good?

She doesn’t care if it costs more and she doesn’t care what the outcomes are. All she cares about is that the government is paying to indoctrinate kids into extremist, reactionary Christianity.

So, wait, we like Shaq? Shaq who wants more police in schools. Shaq who goes on Fox News to denounce Colin Kaepernick. Shaq who called Donald Trump a “straight-up guy.” Shaq who made campaign videos for Chris Christie. Shaq who doesn’t think we should fight the NRA.

The end-game for Betsy DeVos is publicly funded private schools being the ONLY schools and then all of a sudden all those masters’ degrees have no choice but to get paid $12.35/hour to teach kids that Jesus killed the dinosaurs because they were too liberal.

Not if it’s a guy, a girl, and a strap-on.

You’re not alone.

I actually don’t think the Bible has anything bad to say about it.

Most day-to-day church-goers don’t realize this is a thing. They don’t realize that the only reason the GOP supports Israel (note: they still hate Jewish people, that’s different) is because the evangelical leadership behind them literally believes they can bring Jesus back to reign over a Christian Empire. They want…

Duckie is like the ur-Red Pill.

Counterpoint:

Kitchen’s under renovation and the stove’s not hooked up at the moment.

In a sea of unscrupulous slime, those two are the floating hard bits. Jared’s not the most blatant, cartoonish villain in this rogue’s gallery, but he’s objectively one of the worst human beings on an all-star roster of terrible human beings.

Look, the Rules of the Internet say I shouldn’t respond and I know you’re probably going to ignore this, but as a psychologist I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t say this to you:

I mean, he’s not wearing anything that didn’t exist in the ‘50s or ‘60s.

Well she’s blonde, of Dutch heritage, from Michigan, moved to DC, got a job at the Dept. of Education, and is pushing charter schools like there’s no tomorrow...

I wish comedy Central didn’t have that show so locked down. So many great bits.