“For the decade that the Chromebook line of ultra-cheap laptops has been around, the company has left the ChromeOS-based design to linger without many meaningful updates.”

Tell me you just started covering Chromebooks yesterday without telling me you just started covering Chromebooks yesterday

Hell, most new prebuilt PCs don’t even come with physical media readers anymore. We’re over the age of disk-based games.

I havent had a CD drive or DVD drive in my computer since 2009. 

Do you remember when Jezebel made Joan Crawford’s French Banana Salad? Mayonnaise is the topping for the banana, it’s horrifying.

Beat me to it. He was the lead actor in William Gibson’s first and only move.

Keanu has starred in The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic and A Scanner Darkly, so I’m gonna guess he’s run into the term ‘cyberpunk’ before :D

dude played johnny mnemonic. he has history with cyberpunk. but he'll still hype it keanu style.

I never understood how any of the stupid emoji apps ever got downloaded until I watched a young child hit that free category of the appstore like a tornado picking up everything not bolted down in play (see also my stoner mother-in-law)

This disease has a name: TWFM

The World is For Me

That whole CD was much better than it had any right to be. Matthew Sweet doing the Scooby-Doo theme, Sublime getting stoned and giggling through Hong Kong Phooey... Of all the CDs that resulted from that weird tribute album phase of the 90's, that one is the only one I remember with any fondness.

The most aggressively 90s album ever.

Even though I’m a late 40-something who should have memories of the Banana Splits, all I really remember is that the version of the theme that Liz Phair and Material Issue did for “Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits” was really great.

I thought it was just going to be yelling “I’m disappointed at you” at the bad guys.

At least Fallout 4 is in a playable state.

They’ve always been this shitty, people only notice it now because without- A)modders to dig in and fix all the shit that BGS ships broken and B) an actual storyline and well written quests to distract from the jank, people are finally seeing the shit that Bethesda has been getting a pass on for years. They’ve never…

It’s a facet of Bethesda games that went from “almost charming” in single-player games to “WTF?!” in a multi-player, online, ongoingly-monetized game. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say this outcome was predictable. 

Drumroll please!

Fortnight means two weeks. I keep telling my students this.

What did butterscotch ever do to you?

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