I seriously read the headline and was like, “well, if anyone knows about clinical death it’s a Russian with connections to their government.”

I’ve heard through a reliable grapevine that the NGO world is rife with sex-related issues from top to bottom.

You say that now but the NFL is dumping boatloads of money into trying to make your statement incorrect by 2040 or so.

How’s your tapwater? Wondering because slow cooking requires a lot of liquid and that liquid gets reduced and if you’re on a well or have particularly shitty municipal water...

I looked at his Kinja and apparently he moved from Michigan to Connecticut, so apparently that’s better somehow.

Not that I ever wore New Balances, but gee whiz now I’m never going to wear New Balances.

Wait, there are people who *haven’t* had Little Fluffy Clouds stuck in their heads since 1991?!

In mean, even if he didn’t use an offensive slur, those lyrics are basically awful. And solitaire doesn’t rhyme with any of those other words unless you’re pronouncing it like Zaire. Which is not how it’s pronounced. In English. Or the original French from which it’s borrowed, for that matter.

yyyyyyuuuuupppp.

Things he could say that wouldn’t violate HIPAA:

Arguably he’s in good health in as much as most people as tall and heavy as he is would be dead already. The fact that he eats nothing but the worst possible food in surprisingly large amounts and doesn’t exercise beyond walking a few feet from a wheeled vehicle to his golf ball...

Find out Tuesday when he gives a briefing.

And later rebranded as the Rainbow People’s Party while Sinclair was in jail.

This. She’s not saying something antithetical to her beliefs. She doesn’t have beliefs beyond: “how much money can I spend today and whom can I manipulate?”

Around 15 years ago, I just couldn’t visualize the boxy designs of the ‘80s and early ‘90s as ever being worthy of “classic” status. Sandwiched between the stylistic juggernauts of the days of yore and the computer-assisted shapes of the mid-90s and onward, these squared-off looks seemed like they’d just vanish into…

Is this just now becoming a thing or is Lifehacker just now writing about it? Because I’m just a humble midwesterner but I’ve been using this stuff for like a million billion years.

Butler’s tables don’t have corners.

I’ll be honest, that Rinspeed concept does nothing for me as a whole, but I LOVE modular skateboard chassis and have ever since the AUTOnomy/Hy-Wire. To me they’re one of the most interesting shifts in the automotive paradigm in years.

I had a dream last night that I had borrowed a friend’s Jeep Wrangler. It was the most beautiful Jeep Wrangler I’d ever seen. I politely filled it up with gas before returning it, but as I put the cap back on the filler neck, I saw, to my horror, the bold-printed words, “DIESEL FUEL ONLY.”

Detroit managed to make its museum free (to residents of the nearest counties) in the middle of an historic bankruptcy. So it’s very feasible. They charge for special exhibitions, for the film theater, exorbitantly for the food in the courtyard, etc. But not for entry. It turns out the admission fee didn’t really do…