I went to grade school with an NFL heiress.

I think this picture tells the biggest story here. A man who owns a fucking DANCING HORSE still pumps his own damn gas.

It’s not even that. If your ancestor’s name isn’t on one of the Indian Census Rolls, the number of drops in your bloodstream don’t really mean shit.

He lost his license in like, 1989, for hiring a female patient to work for his office. And also he had sex with her. Well, she says he did. He denies it. But that story came out before everyone suddenly started believing women about that sort of thing.

I think it was never cute but it rrrrrrrreeeally became insufferable when it became a viable political platform.

WTF is he talking about? Bono is a man who has made a decades-long career out of falsetto singing and fancy eyewear and he wants to talk about a lack of anger and masculinity in music?

Ew. I hope they didn’t archive that.

I don’t know much about this because we only just got normal bikesharing in my neighborhood, but are there rules about dockless bikesharing as to where you leave the bikes? The thing about docked bikesharing is you know where to go to find a bike. At a dock. Which are evenly distributed throughout the city. With this…

“Marshmallow World” is about 1,000 times worse than any other Christmas song and anyone that intentionally plays it should be arrested for domestic terrorism.

“The episode” that distressed her is this whole “Harry marrying a negress” affair.

Absolutely YES.

Isn’t “no cookie” kind of the goal in Hollywood?

I thought Madeline Bassett only tried to make you into a vegetarian, not herself...

I loved mussels and shrimp as a child. LOVED them. I would play with the empty mussel shells in the bath I liked those things so much.

Then somehow that dropped off and I couldn’t eat any seafood besides tuna for several years. Also couldn’t eat beef for a year or two.

“He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.” - Jonathan Swift.

I repressed my memory of that episode until now, and I suddenly got a big meta joke from 30 Rock that I didn’t even know was a meta joke at the time.

My latest cookbook acquisition is of the vintage variety.

Nerd? That guy’s in the greatest rock band in the entire universe.