Is Angela Lansbury wrong on this? Yes. So very wrong.

I use satsumas, fresh ginger, and a few cloves. And yea, it’s exactly the effort it takes to put the stuff in a pot and turn the stove on.

The one good thing that social media did was prove that. She’s very good at appearing like a perfect human on TV and in books, where there’s teams of people managing it.

My biggest difficulty at the homes of others, my mortal enemy, my white whale, if you will, is the electric range.

In desperation one time, I started rooting through my girlfriend’s parents’ kitchen drawer for a knife I could actually cut something with, and I found a lovely old, wood-handled, carbon-steel chef’s knife that nobody ever used. Nobody else still uses it so it’s there for me when I need it!

I know what a batman is but there’s a bit elsewhere in the comments on Bruce Wayne and I am *so* confused right now that it’s not a reply to this comment.

It’s Canadian!

Don’t get me wrong, I envy this guy’s quaint life but I don’t want the kind of thought process that led him there to be anywhere near Congress.

I’m just gonna leave this here.

Just a reminder: 

Our Congress, ladies and gentleman. The select few chosen to make huge decisions which affect the world.

Such a steadfast follower that you haven’t felt the need to contribute to the rabble that is Kinja since 2013?

You two wrote notes to each other and neither of you struck your names out? Well, I say.

I literally was scrolling down to see if anyone made this reference and yeah, someone did, but apparently nobody got it?

I can honestly say that this is something I never thought I would read about unless I went to some very weird part of the Internet. I think it’s progress, though?

Presumably named after the proverbial “catbird seat” but all I can think is:

The rule in Michigan is “get one lane over if you can, but if you can’t, slow down.” Going to the furthest lane on a moment’s notice is just asking people to swerve into cars in their blind spots.

According to the Wikipedias, it aired on Teletoon in Canada before MTV in the U.S.

Thanks for mentioning this, I wish it were in the article above. Because I spent the entire time reading down to your comment thinking to myself, “but... it’s not actually up to any of us to forgive these guys. We don’t get to make that call in any way, shape or form.”