Not much worry of the pictured laptop automatically opening iTunes. ;)

Looks like something from a sci-fi anime from the 80s. Like an anthropomorphic laser cannon.

Well, the core tenet for that one was “make L. Ron Hubbard rich,” but also he lived on a boat staffed by underage girls.

Oh my God, now we’re all going to have to hear from picky eaters how they’re really just “supertasters.” You gave picky eaters a legitimate-sounding excuse.

Nobody can prove I don’t have jam every other day. NOBODY!

There’s a joke in here somewhere about Weiners and the trouble they get into but this nonstop sexual abuse rodeo has left me disinterested in making it.

On that note, I’m well aware who H.L. Mencken is but for some inexplicable reason, every time I see his name I think he’s the guy who wrote the The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. I know he’s not. I know it’s L. Frank Baum. But I can’t help it. My brain just screams, “OZ! HE’S THE OZ GUY! DON’T LISTEN TO YOUR MEMORY, MEMORY’S…

Sorry yawl, what’s going on in this thread? I didn’t ketch it.

Yea, I’m pulling for that one to be a false accusation. I get that breaking this system down is a good thing but it’s also pretty upsetting.

Or breath mints, even.

Don’t know what you’re talking about, that woman’s hard as nails. Ice in her veins. Want proof? Here’s a picture of her in her living room. Check out the stuffed bear behind her.

The GOSH DARN IT destroys me every time. In the middle of fucking nowhere, with a fucking bear screwing up your shit, you choose to bowdlerize yourself? That’s commitment.

Conversely, I like a picture that raises more questions than it answers. For instance, where did the little pink stool come from?

These are my favorites:

It’s not the plane itself, it’s the miniscule requirement of 20 hours of flight training and the marketing of it as basically a jetski for the sky. The designer of the plane died because he was showing off to a new employee and flew too low into a box canyon. Roy died because he was apparently thought he was in an…

I’m assuming there was more to this response but you were typing on your iPhone and it didn’t register the next paragraph.

A. That movie came out in 2001, shit was pretty different back then

Even with a cold-press juicer it’s not as simple a task as most things you can juice. Something about apples lets so much more solid material through the pulp separation mechanism. Without screening it out, you basically end up with raw apple sauce.

The meals went down exactly as you’d expect. He had a well-done hamburger for lunch and a well-done steak for dinner. In between, he played golf.

Citation needed.