Well feast your eyes on...

That’s actually a real political theory and even though it’s not a very highly regarded one these days, Horseshoe Theory actually does a pretty good job of explaining Bernie Bros and Trump’s win.

Probably depends on how the 2020 elections go...

Bureau of Racial Equity.

Found a picture on the Reddits!

Ceiling nothing, I’ve got oak counters, steam = bad.

I don’t see why not. I mean, it helped eradicate polio, so what can’t it do?

Uh, the directions clearly indicate you were supposed to use a Waring Blendor to mix the ingredients. I see an Oster Osterizer in the photo.

In my hometown in the 1950s (and every decade until the most recent ones), the front yard was explicitly to demonstrate your refined-but-not-ostentatious taste in landscaping.

In between those two was a tweet gushing about how good his daughter’s getting at respecting the anthem.

Rochester Hills doesn’t breed many progressives.

You mean Woofer?

They kinda know that already. I mean, not know-know it, but multiple times I’ve seen a kid trip and fall or otherwise do one of those kid things and rather than just immediately start bawling, they quietly look around for an adult before they turn on the waterworks.

My dog naturally chases birds. When he’s near a lake, he will chase ducks. If he is unsupervised, the ducks will slowly lead him into the middle of the lake where he will drown from exhaustion.

Sure looks a lot like the “Ghetto Tracker” app from a few years back that Gawker helped shame out of existence.

Well, you can still get Kraft mac and cheese and cheap sleeping bags. Just also craft whiskey and cheap organic produce.

First of all, have you been to a Meijer in the past 30 years? Because it hasn’t been “Thrifty Acres” since 1986.

I was responding to a specific comment about a specific distance but you know what? Let’s do this.

Probably because they read the label.