Actually there’s a farm pretty close to Highland Park with some emus that serve as a security force to protect the other animals from packs of wild dogs, coyotes, foxes, etc.

That specific house is 4.1 miles south of a Meijer and 4.1 miles north of a Whole Foods.

Brook also seems to forget that he kept going back to Richard Pryor and asking, “Is this okay? What about this? Can I do that?” because he was so damn afraid of his own script.

But at the end of the day, you’d get Steve Harvey and Kevin James.

So his family invented a device that injures a child every 45 minutes?

Honestly though, my car got totaled in front of my house while I was sleeping. Woke up to find it gone. Guy hit it so hard it went up onto the sidewalk 12 feet.

Have fun without any sports teams.

The Selecter is rad. And on my “words” mix.

Point:

Only when you’re a company notorious for not letting teams talk to each other. I’m trying to think of companies like this off the top of my head but they’re not springing to—oh, wait, Apple. Apple is a company notorious for not letting teams talk to each other.

I honestly think these presumable Britons are actually hearing it differently. At the cognitive processing level.

The North, you say?

Congratulations on how subtly you managed to imply that you live in New York.

Seriously, hating on Times Square is a way of telegraphing your self-identification as someone who is “better” than all those other lowly tourists. Those other lowly tourists probably also shop at Walmart. Foolish, barely literate savages. Let’s all sneer and look down our noses at them.

Producer: “we need to really capture the feel of living in a narcostate. Go to this gang-controlled region where everyone gets murdered and take a bunch of photos for us to see if it’s what we want.”

Well...

It’s good for travelers, though. Chicago’s traffic reports call the interstates running around and through the city by their local names and it’s utterly meaningless because I don’t know if I-94 is Washington or Kennedy or Trump’s Bigly X-Way, because I’m not from Chicago and don’t drive their often. I know I-94…

Right? An event that lasts a weekend cuts off half the island for *months*. Makes all kinds of sense to someone, apparently. But it’s bullshit for residents.

Um, well, uh...