Counterpoint:

Get yourself a porn actress in her 30s, surround her by some other folks you’ve diagetically established as her family, and have some combination of them have sex with her.

Sup, Randy.

And then he actually did it.

Pretty sure I already saw this episode of Futurama...

Thanks for the edits, much less terrifying now!

Google accounts aren’t changing. Drive’s not changing. If your kids are on Chromebooks, nothing’s changing.

Yea, and as far as I can tell, only the desktop clients.

Maybe clarify that this is not actually affecting the Drive cloud service but only the apps labeled Drive on Macs and PCs.

Second I read that quote, my mind leapt to that photo.

She’s not a former judge.

Believe it or not, the Supreme Court has already figured most of this stuff out by now.

She doesn’t care about their success at all, she just wants to make all schools Christian. That’s her only goal and she’s hired a lot of people with all that money to determine the most subtle, slimiest way possible to do it.

No I was saying, I agree with their decision. Don’t rent conference halls to Nazis.

Michigan State is a public university that was written into the Michigan state constitution and the Kellogg Hotel is owned and operated by Michigan State as a learning lab for hospitality management students.

Now if only they would die on the outside.

“You know how hard it was for me not to shoot her 18 times and plant a gun on her? I should get a medal for my bravery!” — Officer Dicknuts, probably.

Orange Lemon Party.

‘Round here I’d say it’s a 60/40 split between “carryout” and “takeout.”