See: 30 Rock.

Porque no los dos?

Ah, fuck.

Gee, thanks for the history lesson. I had no idea self portraits existed before front-facing cameras because I am 2 years old and possibly a dog.

Also, the general increase in narcissism across the board.

It’s just a single circle.

It’s one think to say, “I’m not sure we need a union.” It’s another thing to go out and hire a team that does nothing but fight unions.

Who is?

Sure but she’s apparently not using them from Zillow. Which is what Zillow wanted. So I’m questioning why the article is framed like some epic victory. That doesn’t seem to be the case.

Wait, if they sent the letter because they didn’t want her using photos from their site and she’s no longer going to use photos from their site, doesn’t that mean they won? Doesn’t sound like they’re backing down from anything. Sounds like they got what they wanted and therefore have no need to pursue any further…

Either of these is better served by a well-designed outbuilding. For instance, take a horse barn and replace the horse stalls with car bays. The right architect can do wonders with a pole or timber building.

Honestly, as the owner of a 112-year-old house, I can’t knock people for wanting new construction. Old home ownership is a full-time job. And there are plenty of very valid reasons “they don’t make ‘em like they used to.” Like structural soundness.

Prepare to go even further and tremble with horror!

Sometimes when he wags his tail, she’ll grab it in her paws and chomp on it like it’s a big corn on the cob.

Here’s ours at his most menacing. Just look what he’s doing to that poor cat.

There’s definitely no arguing with statistics.

This article is a painful and disgusting reminder that despite being a better eater and more physically active than this flabby tub of shit, I will likely die younger.

Our cat ate the earbands off my girlfriend’s.