So, white, racist assholes are using a summation of how white, racist assholes used to manipulate black Southerners to vote against their interests in order to manipulate black Southerners to vote against their interests?

I’m not a NASCAR fan. I recognize the skill of the drivers but the culture, the cars, and the concept just are meh to me compared to other forms of racing like WRC. But we go down to MIS once a year because my girlfriend’s brother lives for it.

He’s also very much in favor of child labor.

It’s part of a geological formation formed by a meteor, about 35 million years before Donald Trump’s religious advisors believe the world was created by magic. Hundreds of years isn’t even in the ballpark (though in fairness, it wasn’t always an island).

It blows my mind but as you leave they check bags to make sure you haven’t taken anything with you. And there’s a pile of skulls and bones like there’s a pile of lighters at the airport.

No, this is going to be an excuse to curtail opposition and protesting. This is in no way going to affect the 2nd Amendment but it will definitely affect the 1st.

If it turns out to be anything except a rabid Trump supporter mad that the GOP isn’t supporting him enough, this was the Reichstag Fire.

Nah, that t-shirt means this is what we can expect of Barron in ten years:

Silence is never an option when it comes to journalistic best practices.

Nobody’s gonna be the one to pedantically explain that “Fiberglas” is an Owens-Corning trademark and it is just as likely that the legs were made from some other fiberglass?

There’s a peahen that lives in my neighborhood. Great security feature. If a stranger turns up, you’ll know about it.

Exactly. There isn’t peacock shit all over the roof of my car right now, there’s peahen shit, though.

My neighbors are awesome.

You’re not on whatever concealed-carry teotwawki buyout forum where you formed this laughably frail comeback. Crawl back under your rock.

The left lane is for passing. Are you the jerk driving in it?

I don’t carry a gun because of terrorists. I carry a gun because of thugs.

This.

If he knows about “the cyber” the way his dad says he does, he’s already seen much worse.