Almost every time I visit my parents I see this getting worked on in its owner’s driveway.

They’re actually fairly fitted, but they have enough room for all the people in this comments section who apparently do nothing but squats all day.

They’re actually fairly fitted, but they have enough room for all the people in this comments section who apparently…

J. Crew 770. They’re remotely hip and unless you have German cyclist legs, will definitely fit. Also will not make you look like Gru.

J. Crew 770. They’re remotely hip and unless you have German cyclist legs, will definitely fit. Also will not make…

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I tried all the humane / natural ways of dealing with mice when I had an issue with them. I didn’t want to kill them. Then, I didn’t want them to die an inhumane death.

To paraphrase Eddie Izzard, this is awesome like a hundred billion hot dogs.

They primarily are for decoration. They’re for looping webbing straps through, hence the wide slots, and in situations where they have real purpose, such as old water and climbing gear, they usually show up in pairs to strap wide things down or secure a mountaineering axe or whatever.

I think it’s a regional thing. I’ve seen meatloaf served with beef gravy, ketchup, bbq sauce, tomato sauce, probably other stuff I can’t even think of.

They probably should have just microwaved it. Ugh.

“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done” — Trump’s butler during the election.

The schadenfreude a small pleasure in an otherwise unceasingly grim reality. If we’re all in this handbasket, we might as well enjoy the trip down.

Never leave a dog unattended on one these systems, though. They’re great for animals that like to roam but are not for just leaving them unattended.

Many hounds will get so laser-focused on prey that nothing short of a brick wall will slow them down. When they finally do break out of their murder trance, they can miles from home.

At this point, an actual piece of shit is a greater friend to the LGBT community than Donald Trump. This was true before but is official now.

Unfortunately, on its way to the target, the missile has already set fire to a nature preserve and crashed through a school, so really all we can do now is hope the payload is a dud.

We already have Mike Pence. And Pence, as awful as he is, oscillates within a predictable band of Republican awfulness. With a President Pence, we’ll get shitty Supreme Court nominees, attacks on queers and people of color, and fiscal mismanagement. With President Trump, we get all that plus war with Mexico and…