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He’ll get there anyway he can. Man, real-life Frank Underwood is such a let-down compared to the fictional one.

Yup, it was pretty clear from the start that Pence was selected as their escape pod. And they opened the little hatch that covers said escape pod because they’re in a situation that might force them to engage the self-destruct sequence and they don’t want to worry about it getting stuck when it’s time to launch.

Both of them.

Here’s a ghost track that was zombified, the Dorais Park Velodrome, Detroit:

X-23's name is Laura and she’s got two claws on each hand.

There are two camps on this actually; one promotes using “hanged” for all situations in which a person dies by hanging, while the other suggests that it should be reserved exclusively for executions, especially official ones. I.e. the latter would use “hung” in the above.

I am 6'1" and weigh 230 and I do *not* remotely resemble that formless mass. I think you’re probably being conservative on the 300, quite frankly.

I always forget that because he always looks like a short, stocky, schlub when there’s no reference for comparison.

Well, it was written by the guy who gave the world Willy Wonka, so...

Car accident deaths probably don’t have much call for open-casket funerals, unless the decedent was a teenager, underage drinking was involved, and the parents want to send a message.

Surprised they haven’t issued an executive order requiring everyone smoke in bars.

My Honda was infuriating because the dash lights came on when the car started and that’s that, but had manual DRLs and manual headlights. To top it off, I was coming from a Jeep that had auto lights.

I’m well-versed in the first part of your sentence but would love to hear more about the second part. I mean, I 100% would predict that based on Trump’s public behavior but haven’t heard any specific rumors on that front myself.

As an entirely sub-par white man, I can say with full confidence that in my own mind I have absolutely no confidence, but after years of working to gain an external perspective, I realized that there are different kinds of confidence. It turns out I’m extremely self-assured but only in a very narrow spectrum.

I looked it up...

Come back to what? Wasn’t he born into a Scientologist family?

Niece of Republican congressman Fred Upton, and great-grand-daughter of the man who invented paid vacation. So, it’s kind of a mixed bag with that family.