I’m surprised Black Mirror hasn’t done an episode about it yet

I’m sure there’s a limit of where it can go safely and repeatedly, but one time things are different.

I dunno. Why do shitty self-righteous fucks always try to prop themselves up by deliberately misreading others’ comments? 

This is my job function. My actual job function is producing these kinds (not this one) of “humor” videos for internal events. You can offer something better, and can plead for something better...but in the end you are going to be hitting the reload button on jokes that weren’t that good from 2 years ago and the…

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

“Randomly selected,” I’m sure. Though to be fair, architecture students with knives are mostly a danger to themselves, rather than anyone else.

“Please don’t pack grenades”

think the commentariat is against you on this one, bud.

Because she didn’t just ‘hit’ the child, she straight up punched a toddler on the side of the head? And if that’s what she does to her kid in public you can imagine the extent of the abuse that goes on in private. Did you read my comment? This wasn’t someone spanking their kid (which I’m against but I’m not going to…

I dunno, starting a war and then going to fight in that war is pretty manly.

Shit, you forgot the Maine!

Can we just give Nick Offerman the lead role in a Teddy Roosevelt movie already? He’s the only one manly enough to play the Manliest President.

I want to give it the benefit of the doubt because I love wacky color combos. This green interior might look better in person, but........hahahahaha maybe not.

Came here to post this, thank you.

Depends on the state - for example, in NJ for years *zero percent* of state gasoline and diesel tax money went to road repairs, it all went to debt service. No, I’m not kidding.

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

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... I think I want to marry this comment. Are we still on Jalopnik?

-And finally on the flip side of the equation, wear and tear on our infrastructure has only increased, not just from age but also increased traffic.

Thank you for saving me a lot of typing — my brain almost exploded when I saw @phunkshun's comment. Christ.