I think this is one of those cases where there can’t be enough people calling you a fucking moron, you fucking moron. And your “doctor,” too.

I assumed not, but...well, put it this way, the company that does the card-reader gizmos for the vending machines at work used to be named “Isis.” For some reason they decided to change all the labels a couple years ago. Can’t imagine why. 

You’d think any company in the data mining/analysis business with “Cambridge” in their name would have thought to take a good hard look at re-branding recently.

Speaking from experience, if you’re the “wrong” height/proportion for your shirt size (by collar), getting an off-the-rack shirt altered is a fool’s errand. Yeah the sleeves will be the right length, but the body of the shirt is going to be a shitshow. Apparently there’s only so far they can take any given shirt…

ALL’S LOVE IN THE COUNTY FAIR WARS 

He’s drawing a line between “button down shirts” and “dress shirts” (tailored, dry clean, high-end material, expensive, etc).

Legitimately, point me to any other place I can get an off-the-rack fit for a 5'8 245lbs powerlifter’s build that doesn’t need to be custom tailored and isn’t dry-clean only, and I will add it to my “places I will shop” list. So far I’ve found these guys and maybe two other places, but the two other places’ shirts…

They do. They’re running off something like an old Dreyfuss percentile table (I’m sure each company has their own version in this century) but...basically if your measurements fall outside a certain swath of the bell curve, fuck you.

Right? I’m 5'8" and spent my 20's power lifting. I’m 245lbs (used to be 255+ but had to cool it a bit in my 30's...)

THOSE WILEY CANUCKS CHEATED

my face came with two cameras

She almost had a point, in that “demonizing” republicans is a bad way to win over republican voters, who historically close ranks against any and all hostility directed at the hivemind from “outsiders” and then figure out how to rationalize all their bad apples after the dust settles. But she’s wrong about one key…

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

Starting a company is easy. Took me an afternoon and about eighty bucks.

At this point I’m actually thinking they’re head-faking us—they said “the crypts where it’s safe” so many times in this episode that they MUST know the entire audience is thinking we’re gonna have a headless Sean Bean chasing Arya around (“like in the trailer!”)...they have some other awful surprise in store, and it’s…

Mueller literally cited the (long-standing) DOJ guidance saying not to indite a sitting president as reason for not pursuing the obstruction charges. In the report. Also this gem:

“Are they really paying you enough to say that stuff, guys?”

Oh, fuck off and all..

The letter-writer’s point is that amazon is bragging about raising the minimum pay while removing bonuses that were worth far more than the increase (and from the sounds of it were the only thing keeping some people afloat—which, relying on bonuses and perks, isn’t a great financial situation to be in, but they were at…