Just to be pedantic, it should be pointed out that Obama was also the first president to have an extensive drone program with which to order strikes...

^Found the Aztek owner 

Doesn’t that make it a snow blower 

In the name of fairness, we should mock all children.

Whatever garbage is on CNN. Do you like news, but hate Fox? Well, what if I told you there’s a network out there that has news but sucks in an entirely DIFFERENT way?

I kinda assumed they had to, because the US catalog sure as hell isn’t keeping them in business.

It amazes me how people can get enraged at the very idea that a company might produce a product that isn’t explicitly catered to their personal preferen—

Neither rain nor sleet nor this goddamn bullshit on I-95

IF WE MAKE HOMELESSNESS ILLEGAL THEN ONLY CRIMINALS WILL BE HOMELESS

Rest of world: ah a new truck

I have no idea who the Democrats could run right now

I actually kept sketching something like this during the “I’mma be a car designer!” phase all larval industrial designers go through in college. Sorta neat to see someone doing it.

I don’t recall. 

Well, we didn’t make it so my son jumped in our Airboat and crunk her up and pushed us off I-75 to the gas station.”

But someone made a thing that isn’t for ME

The whispering sighs of my broken dreams scattering to the ether.

Good PT’s are lifesavers. 100% of the people I’ve ever heard say otherwise either wouldn’t go for the whole treatment or wouldn’t do the therapy assigned once they left the office.