Tricksy lawyering. By their very nature, if you will develop a time machine, you cannot have “not yet” done so. Keep an eye on this one.

This joke is never going to take off. 

Editorial process pictured:

I changed the name to Blockchain Self Driving Space VR and sold it to google for 20 billion dollars

well #obvi

Florida

See what I heard was “great deal on lightly used kia - salvage title, inoperable sensors”

Wastenhuckler

Be quiet. I’m a disruptor. We’re doing a seed round investment in BigRoom at a $3bn valuation.

also

I wonder if the more/less litigious nature of the brits was factored in...I’ve heard of several instances in the US where a biker gets doored and then sues the driver/door-opener.

What you’re telling me is that I can start renting large empty rooms to auto mechanics. 

If a German laughs, they automatically become Dutch. Science has yet to explain this phenomenon. 

I tailed a Penske rental truck for ~2000 miles while we moved my brother cross-country. I took a picture whenever it was my turn to ride shotgun. Little yellow truck in the fields, little yellow truck in the mountains, little yellow truck in the desert, I caught it all.

This. They will NEVER do it because YALL AINT BUY EM

This is why you should never drive a vehicle you’re not prepared to engage in mortal combat 

Why did I hand the position back? It’s a track day, not a race. I have to lift and the other guy didn’t, I don’t want to ruin his lap and fun. I felt bad when I cut someone off into turn five only to lift a little later and gave him a point by too. I’m just having fun, not out there to ruin anyone else’s.

/ deleted wtf why is kinja pushing months-old articles at me today / 

I’ll bet you a dollar they did it so they can replace the display module between model years without retooling the whole dash.