(I’m sorry)

COTD: “Your Move” edition

Normally I’m the guy who’s all “police need deescalation training,” but....

I dunno, I think this “internet” thing is going to stick around 

Okay I know this is really stupid but at thumbnail scale I swear I thought the netflix coming/going logo thing was a white power symbol. Not sure which one and I didn’t particularly want to fall down that google hole but I swear I’ve seen a black/white/red cross somewhere in the news lately.

(white dude here) until the past couple years, this story would have sounded like a horror movie plot to me. Or maybe a “one in a million” freak incident. Turns out, a hundred horrific videos a month later—nope, I haven’t been living in the country I thought I was for my entire life.

HEYOO

More like Air Dayummm Shipping Covers amirite 

Sidebar, somebody has to dust that thing 

That’s a funny way to spell halfway successful. 

It’s not quite The Purge, but it just may work...

You speak of the before times. In the long-long ago. 

...wait you said add the rockets to the car? Oh. Oh, sorry, boss. Um —

I remember literally being taught in school (having moved around a lot, it was particularly strong in the South) that “types of government” were on a linear spectrum.It went:

It choked on the electric razor lodged in its throat? 

You’re the vomiteer Gotham deserves 

A cheaper creeper for lofty peepers

A cheaper creeper for lofty peepers

“What are your thoughts on gun control?”
“Hate it!”

Tell them to stop using them and make their own, then.