This is the level of pettiness I aspire to, honestly.

And I doubt this would happen in this case, but you don’t want to end up in a Frances Bean Cobain sitch if things don’t end well. 

Why you gotta hate on the cheddar bay biscuits though?

Ross Geller is the greatest television villain of the 20th century. He gaslights, stalks, abuses, sabatages, and attacks the reputations of every woman he in his life.

I feel like this post really buried the lead, which is HOW GOOD THE ORIGINAL WITCHES IS. I remember Anjelica Huston equally awe-inspiring and terrifying my little second grade goth lesbian brain, and also that I loved this movie specifically cause the only male character was a mouse.

Dick, Drop Dead Gorgeous (possibly the best teen movie of the last 30 years, and yet I believe impossible to find streaming or even on DVD?), Bring It On, and Get Over It. Kirsten Dunst was the unsung hero of the teen comedies of 96-01 and I LOVE HER.

Dick taught me that I wasn’t the only person who loved arm tickles,…

I just want to thank Megan and Jezebel for this headline. So many news agencies this morning got this wrong when they put “suicide” right in the headline, and many then referenced suicide right in the article, multiple times.

So, to recap: If you are a sex worker, you are automatically a bad person and a liar. So if someone rapes you, robs you, or cheats you in some way, you should not be believed. A sex worker not to be believed, so you can commit any crime against them you want. That’s what I’m getting from Rudy.

If you’re involved in a sort of slimy business, (that) says something about you — says something about how far you’ll go to make money

For a religious person, he sure doesn’t know much about his religion.

This is what I’ve been pushing for— it makes total sense. She’s had cancer before (it even came back I think?)

I’m surprised no one’s thought of doing a First Wives Club premise where they reunite for Samantha’s funeral as divorcees.

Old people use Twitter, even the none famous ones. Statistically, the Roseanne revival was most popular with viewers in their 50's.

Because it never really *was* about “respecting our troops” or “respecting our anthem.” They just hate to see black men protesting during their “Murica/football/fuck ya!!” jerk fest.

There are many, many reasons to take issue with Cobain, the person. The fact that he died by suicide isn’t one of them. It’s a serious mental health disorder that requires treatment and support. He was at the mercy of a disease.

I’m so happy this bitch has become a meme!

It reminds me of the early 2000s when Paris Hilton was a thing and we heard about her every breath of air. I was working for a national media company at the time, and one of the things we put out every day was an entertainment news roundup. It was always full of Paris Hilton, even when she hadn’t done anything.

“I do not believe a child is misguided enough to interpret what is happening to a dog that talks as something that could possibly be happening to them”

Yeah me too. It doesn’t matter that it’s a fucking dog. Kids watch cartoon animal shows because they love animals. The way it’s explained, it sounds fucked up and rightfully should be cut.