“shoplifting”

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

When representation of a group is absent or near absent, then any representation will be welcomed at first; even if it is stereotypes and #face-acting by another ethnicity. As time goes on and representation increases so the quality of that representation needs to improve too or appreciation will drop. The Simpsons is…

If you want your kids to turn to porn and their peers as sources of information about sex, by all means prevent schools from teaching them and refuse to do it yourself. What a disaster. And I still can’t get over the idea that Donald Trump “talk to middle school girls about how soon they’ll be legal” is promoting…

The Heir, The Spare, and the Piece of Flair.

I think it is (an homage. I also think it’s hortible).

We already have a Henry, they wouldn’t repeat a name in the very next generation!

I agree. Considering that all the big names that inspired the ‘Me Too’ movement are still running around free.

Hey look! Another person who doesn’t understand the first amendment...

Buying, reviewing and then returning is too complex of a process for the majority of MAGA morons

It’s revealing that such self-reflection never results in the conclusion that men who have spent careers harassing and bullying should not return to those careers.

Those aren’t the only problems with those lifetime judicial appointments, though

The movie Living in Oblivion is based on its director’s experience working with Brad Pitt. Pitt seems like a dummy of the first order.

Because “every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”

Someone please bring back COTD.

**David Attenborough voice**

“In times of danger, the Bluegrass Turtle uses fat energy from its neckpouch to survive.”

Everyone is focusing on the fucking hookers when there’s a section where Comey says Trump suggested they start arresting journalists to stop leaks ″They spend a couple days in jail, make a new friend, and they are ready to talk,”

i saw enough tacky Pnina shit on Say Yes to the Dress to last me a lifetime. Gluing fake crystals onto lingerie does not a wedding dress make (unless you’re a Vegas Stripper getting married, to which i say go for it).

Pnina is the ugliest crap ever