Start with Don’t leave your keys in it while its running outside the store

After the first cat, she should’ve started checking under the car. I’ve got several outdoor cats and 2 dopey collies that go to the barn with me, and I haven’t run over a single one of them. . . ever. It’s called “paying fucking attention.”

Anyone who’s childhood bedroom wall featured a poster of this:

Oh shit, oh, that’s a great idea!

All trucks over a certain weight and size need to be designated as commercial vehicles and require a CDL.  And states should restrict registration on modified trucks to off-road use only.

Dude.

I lived for a while in the UK and drove a Mercedes A-class, essentially a four-door Smart car.  I could park that thing almost anywhere, and if was great for getting around in city traffic. Imagine how much better traffic would be in U.S. cities if people drove more Smart-like vehicles and fewer Tahoes, Suburbans, and…

As a man I tend to not have this issue but considering the issue from a female perspective not having a potential rapist driving you is probably a nice thing to not have to worry about.

An unprofitable taxi company with a flashy app

During more dramatic maneuvers it looks like the rim will simply dig into the road surface and provide additional control, so everything will be just fine. (sarcasm, of course)

I’m still holding out for my Elio.

That’s for what? Headlight bulb replacement?

A 196...wait a sec...nice try, erin.

Shout this from the roof tops.

Except if you park on the street, you know, like people in the city do? 

I was shocked when I googled up the E and saw it’s range was only 137 miles compared to the Zoe’s 245 miles.

ARRGH! You’re 100% correct. I know better and it still got me. I’m a ... Dolt. 

But when you can get a larger EV with 50% more range for less money, you will not get the Honda. Especially if it’s from a manufacturer that has a much larger market presence than bottom feeder (in Europe) Honda.

Volt, not Bolt. Silly GM thinking this wouldn’t confuse people even years later after the Volt is gone. 

Weird, mine was an 05 ASSPAT...could only be driven gently.