Not a long way to go until the full Mad Max:

Touchscreen HVAC controls can eat a dick.

A Small Crossover That Doesn’t Suck

Remember when body colour door handles were considered an upgrade?

The looks aren’t just skin-deep, either. It drives pretty well because it’s small, compact and light. Chuckable. You can even get it with a manual! Can you say that about your big, lumbering crossover? Didn’t think so.

PUT HIM BACK

Yeah, I heard that one in engineering school.

“‘No more chrome’ she says? I’ll show them....I’ll show them ALL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” *sketches furiously*

That is a nice period detail. I also note that, at 0:37, when he gets into the car, it looks like they even went to the trouble of including the wartime gas rationing sticker.

There’s something truly frightening about a car that depreciates 40% in a single year.  But great bargains are out there for used Stinger GTs for sure.

Think of how exciting it will be to worry about it!

The answer, as always, is GTI...or in this case, Golf R. Here’s one in Springfield, about 10 miles away, for 35k.

They havent widened shit! Look at the gif- if your ass doesn’t fit in the middle seat, its not because of the width of the pad, its because you don’t fit between the armrests. The armrests don’t widen in that image.

Joule thief!

They already did. It’s called “Flying Bulls Anthem”, the theme for the Red Bull-sponsored aerobatics team.

All I did was click the button for “6-speed Manual”, why’s it so mad?

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

at the moment we have no plan to do it.”

An indisputably correct take

I found the video from that yacht