neuroturtle
Neuroturtle
neuroturtle

Grab a bottle between $10 and $20. Maybe one with a clever name or funny design on the label. People pretend they know about wine, but really everyone’s just faking it.

No. Hand goes on heart for the Pledge of Allegiance (also jingoistic creepy bullshit), but not for the national anthem.

If Neurospouse supported Trump, I would be thinking very hard about divorce, for realz. I could not live with someone who thought so little of me personally and women in general.

Indeed. There is votING fraud - see Republicans closing down polls and places to get voter IDs in minority neighborhoods - but not votER fraud. So basically the opposite of what Trump is complaining about.

Right? Baltimore County is NOT Baltimore City. And even Baltimore City itself... where I lived you could walk two blocks east into Hipsterville, around the corner into vacant (not really vacant) rowhouses with trees growing through the roofs, a couple of blocks west to Drugs-R-Us, and maybe four blocks south into

Wait, I am a ladyperson and I have been known to do this. =(

Prelude to new book “Pounded in the Butt by Terrible Method Acting”?

Center for “medical” “progress”
*insert “you keep using that word” gif here*

French doors!

To be considered a breed, the line has to breed true, and proving that takes several generations. You have to be able to prove that mating two dogs of your breed produces whole litters that have only the traits of that breed, and that the offspring go off and do the same, etc. Introducing new traits means you’ll be

My parents’ dogs lived to 8 and 10. After the hip dysplasia surgeries, of course, and constant yeast infections in their wrinkles despite cleaning, and entropion surgery, and all that. And the last year of the older one’s life was spent repeatedly having a needle shoved into her chest to drain the fluid from

Don’t the Uggas have an average of like a 3-year lifespan? It’s even shorter than the average bulldog.

Yup. You didn’t buy yourself a grade - you bought yourself a seat. N ext time turn in a paper that doesn’t still have the blue highlighted goddamnWikipedia links copy-pasted and maybe you’ll earn the grade.

Right? Like their most famous hit is about being addicted to meth. Blue has songs about sex, unintended pregnancy, shooting a guy and then having coke-fueled sex, and evolution/inter-species fucking. (no of course I don’t know all the words to all the songs on both of those albums) Not exactly standard Republican

But that’s just how it is, donchaknow! Ice fishing, racism, salads made from mayonnaise and marshmallow fluff...

My stepdad was the same (though white). The most honorable person I’ve known. He wouldn’t let his officers accept free meals, because they were part of the community, not above it. Defended a rookie cop against a higher-up county cop who was threatening him. (rookie pulled the higher-up’s wife over for speeding. She

As someone above described, Williams syndrome is a possibility.

Best research we have to date indicates that suicide is usually an impulsive act. This is why we have suicide hotlines... if you can get a person to hold on until the impulse passes, they won’t commit suicide. Having a gun handy enables the impulse.

Shit, I’d be bitter. Screw that Diefenbaker guy.