It's not even real pumpkin. Just the spices that usually go in pumpkin pie. But cinnamon-nutmeg latte just isn't as catchy.

Haha, doing this right now but with photographers. Yes, nine months is right on the "not enough time" line! *headwall*

I have to speak with vocal fry to *not* sound like a little girl. My speaking voice just doesn't like being that deep. =( (hate it so hard... just spent like half an hour recording and re-recording my voicemail message at work.)

I wish I could star this a million times.

ngl, food poisoning + out of TP = shower poop

Or it could have ended with a previously-unarmed intruder turning her gun on her, which is far more likely.

You just planned my reception for me.

I think she's using it right. She said "women recover faster," indicating the whole human woman. "Female brain" is just a biological part of her.

I've been singing "First Time In Forever" for like four days now. Aaaand now it's back. I feel your pain.

You are just... not educated, bro. And moving the goalposts. I am pretty tired of going back and forth with you, listening to you trying to insist that this poor violent offender was done wrong.

I could indeed, also, take a 38% pay cut and live on it, because I'm not an idiot with my money. If I beat my partner, though, I'd be in jail making 0% of my paycheck. Seems like being rich saves you from obeying the rules the plebes have to abide by.

I am saying all of those things. Athletes make too much money, this guy is an asshole, and a knock to his paycheck is NOT ENOUGH.

The Carefirst BCBS I had in college would cover one abortion per year. The stuff I have now through my employer doesn't specify a limit - abortion is covered.

Khan/Sherlock? =D =D =D

Yet again - taking a bit of money from a rich-ass violent offender is NOT an effective punishment. Taking 10% of my income is a lot, and even I could mostly keep my standard of living. Sorry I don't think this rich bastard isn't actually being punished by losing a bit of extra cash. Onoz, he might have to sell that…

Effective punishment for beating the shit out of a partner. The tiniest violins for the perpetrators' poor aching wallets.

My heart bleeds for his $795k/year. It really does.

That doesn't stop them from not being hit very hard by a loss of income.

That would be all right if they didn't make more in a week than I do in a year. =/

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