What the fuck are you talking about? When did I say I wish people hadn’t seen them? Do you really not remember the home video landscape for anime and especially Ghibli films before Disney started releasing them on DVD? The only one that was even in print and readily available was Princess Mononoke, and that was a VHS…

Probably won’t be any better time to pitch my Groban starring cop show idea. Josh Groban is the hot young rookie on the force with the voice of an angel, and he’s just been assigned to his new partner, a grizzled old tough as nails bastard who plays by his own rules and shoots first and asks questions never. Groban…

On the one hand, yeah because its Miike. On the other there’s way too much on display within the film itself for it to not also be a commentary. The two primary point of view characters are both extremely violent individuals who literally derive sexual pleasure from violence while existing on opposite sides of a…

Yeah, you can just look up screen grabs of Naomi Watts in her underpants in the remake and you’re good. That was really the sole bright spot in the film for me. It’s fucking bizarre though, because Michael Haneke is actually a pretty great director. 

After the intial jolt of the alien in the game, the alien becomes about as scary as a Jehovah’s witness or an accountant randomly dropping from the ceiling.

I have absolutely no clue how someone could view the films of Takashi Miike and compare them to Hostel. Miike actually tries to inject some kind of deeper commentary on culture, society and the nature of violence (when he’s not just making stuff that’s weird for the sake of being weird) I will always go to bat that…

You’re wrong, he isn’t a man.

My ideal Hellblazer movie would basically just be a bunch of asshole young people stuck in a spooky haunted house for a weekend, only to hear a knock on the door and upon answering it’s John Constantine and a whole bunch of crazy shit goes down while he tries to exorcise the ghosts and demons possessing the house and…

So...nobody else is going to bring up how this is basically the exact same approach that H20 took? Both ignore the sequels, both feature an older, better prepared Laurie trying to deal with her trauma from years ago, and her worst nightmare once again coming true. It’s the exact same premise.

He already owns and lives on a vinyard, I think he’ll be fine

The man’s impact on the field of animation is unparalleled by any currently living person. He psuhed everyone else in the field into the 21st century for better and for worse (we can arguably blame Pixar’s successes under his leadership for being a contributing factor to the death of American traditional animation).…

It’s arguable that the only reason we ever even got those movies in official releases over here in the first place was because of Lasseter’s championing of them, and however you may feel about all of his nonsense, with the way Japanese animation profit margins work, that partnership with Disney he facilitated put A…

Neither of those shows have Billy Eichner, so the point goes to this show.

I was just thinking, well ok, I’m almost constantly thinking, that we as a society need more Billy Eichner in our lives. He is consistently the best part of any show or project that he appears in for however long he remains on screen for.

Demanded seems like a strong word for addressing the UN, which we all know is at best a largely symbolic organization. Plus I’m not sure if you’re criticizing her for requesting steps be taken to protect people like her who are the victims of months long harassment campaigns that included everything from her online…

I read an interview with his wife that may have been the one you mentioned, and it sounded like he was, like many sufferers of the different forms of dementia, aware that it was devouring his mind, and that his suicide was likely due to his inability to cope with the feelings of losing control of his mind in the few…

Its not some unknowable enigma guys, it’s called bipolar, millions of people suffer and have suffered from it in the past, including recently several other comedic actors

*Worf voice* “I am not a merry man, sir”

Thanks for being so polite about calling out my honest mistake guys, I know it’s a touchy topic already, which would easily open me up to a parade of abuse from the commentariat. Good on all of you fine folks :)

Yas on the latter, apologies, but I’ve got to disagree like fucking crazy on the first part. Vertigo was never a “throw someone who has never written comics into the deep end” imprint. It was always a place for hot new up and comers, but those folk had already proven themselves on SOMETHING related to the written…