Holy shit you’re right, I can’t get the video game adjacent targets of internet MRA fucks straight in my head, Zoe makes a lot more sense then since she has experience with storytelling in her games and meshes a lot better with what the line seems to be going for as most of her games were about things like depression…

Occam’s space robe? 

Seriously? They fucking wear them because they’re space Samurai, the original film was Akira Kurosawa in space, samurai wear gi and robes. Is this really that hard for people to understand?

I mean, fuck it, you’ve got my money for Bryan Hill and Leandro Fernandez on a creator owned style book DC. Also while I’ve always felt Villalobos needed a bit more polish to his work, Ramons a solid dude, and I’m glad to hear he’s getting back to a reliable source of work.

Let’s get this out of the way right now, the attacks against Quinn and the systematic harassment she has received from online trolls for daring to be a woman with an opinion were wrong, misogynistic, and outright monstrous and should be condemned. All that being said, Quinn has some of the worst progressive “hot…

It’d probably look great, but it’d be a logistical nightmare on a TV show budget, one to keep having to make new skintight catsuits, two having to oil her up and squeeze her into the thing every day of shooting, three having to deal with suspension of disbelief being broken by a teenage runaway being able to construct…

I’m probably not going to watch it, but I am really, really digging the look of Cloak in that header pic. I always thought the character was really fucking cool, the idea that he houses a “darkness” dimension within the confines of his cloak is just such a wonderful concept.

It’s Kind Of A Funny Story by Ned Vizini, who unlike the author of 13 Reasons actually suffered from mental illness and suicidal ideation, and who eventually killed himself in his 30's is a far more important book on the subject, and deals with many of the same themes in a more realistic, less sensational manner. 13…

PEW PEW

Honestly at this point it’s just refreshing to hear that a movie ended up being exactly what the initial trailer made it look like, no more, no less. That’s some damned honest marketing right there.

I was never into his stuff as a teen, so when I tried to watch like, Firefly in my 20's I couldn’t, and still haven’t been able to finish the first episode, it feels like all of the quirks and “cool” character behaviors are trying way too goddamn hard, which is basically how I now feel about everything made by Kevin…

So...Mystery Team?

I’m more than a little disappointed that this doesn’t look like some sort of neon color coated fever dream like the original. Like, it looks fine from a cinematography stand-point, but at least half the fun of the original was in it’s stylized dream imagery.

The part where Ralph is falling to an almost certain death and recites the bad guy’s anonymous mantra? That destroys me emotionally every time.

Thats not really what the Crow was, it was more High Planes Drifter or The Wraith mixed with gothic imagery. The original independent comic also feels like some bizarre fever dream, and I think it would be really interesting if somebody ever approached the material in that way, sort of like a more graphically violent…

Well, he certainly looks like the sort of person I would expect to have helmed a remake of The Crow.

Um, no. I mean Kurosawa, as in how you fucking spell Akira Kurosawa’s name. You have an entire internet at your disposal to check your spelling before you start trying to play grammar Nazi you know.

Fun Fact time: the character’s name and abilities were a comedic play on a classic Japanese novel about a skilled judo fighter which served as the basis for Akira Kurosawa’s debut feature “Sanshiro Sugata”. Not only that but Segata himself was portrayed by Hiroshi Fujioka, well known to Japanese audiences as Takeshi…

Yeah, Spawn has not aged well in any form. The arts nice to look at generally though, McFarlane and Capullo’s work has aged much better than other “Image style” artists

If Miller had applied that approach to say, The Contract With God Trilogy then yeah, I could see people having a good reason to be upset. As is I felt the tone of The Spirit was fine, even if it still wasn’t technically a good movie.