Would you say he’s a sort of...Teflon Don(ald)?

I would argue, but it’s not like Martin Short is really all that busy lately, so sure why the hell not? He could peel off Armisens face to reveal his true form as Martin Short

Jack Black died even faster than Hamm

God, it’s only been one year? I guess it says something about Bowie’s larger than life persona that the void left by him has made one year feel like several...I’m sad now

1) go fuck yourself. 2) I’m not a fan of Oprah as an actress, and that’s not an unreasonable opinion to have. It also feels exploitative in a weird way that doesn’t seem to fit with any other actor or actress in that to me it seems like she just takes roles in the same way Tom Hanks does these days, as a way to pass…

Ha! I’m not that delusional. I know even if I was somehow lucky enough to achieve success in the field she has I’d never be even close to her level of success. I’ve just never liked her as an actress and I feel like people hire her because, well, who’s going to say no to Oprah?

No judgement. Opinions are subjective. You do you

Apart from people mocking it and the show being very popular has it actually influenced all that much?

Please jump off a bridge

No, it didn’t. I’m aware of and accepting of gender being a fluid concept and one that we are all still learning about. That being said at a certain point you’re getting down to a minutiae in naming something that is patently ridiculous, and my LGBT friends that I’ve spoken to about it are even surprised that there…

Hopefully a new day in which Oprah stops acting, I mean seriously has she ever put in a good performance beyond the subtextual nature of her stuntcasting? And nobody say she was good in The Color Purple, she wasn’t

Our long national nightmare is almost over

As long as it doesn’t end as whatever the fuck Big-O’s ending was supposed to be

and they all wake up in a giant bed next to Susanne Pleshette

Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is it with everyone on the internet these days having to make every fucking label or term fit into a neat little box? It’s the same shit with Facebook offering like, 90 genders. I’m all for proper classifications but at a certain point it becomes labeling, which only serves to allow…

Did they actually say Dr. Excelsior? Because even general audiences who only saw the movies could probably tell you it’s Professor Xavier

That sounds like a distinction you just made up on the spot. Technically a geek is someone who bites the heads off of chickens at a carnival sideshow. Both terms are basically blanket slang terms for someone who’s into niche pop culture ephemera

That’s like saying Cancer is better than AIDS

Killing off famous guest stars in record time has been my favorite running joke in the series

Truly one of life’s unanswerable questions