oh my god. that is too good

No, they are saying it is ok to manslaughter someone if they are a dirty lib

You’re right. Instead of telling them it isn’t good enough and there is more to do, we should lie to them and tell them they’ve done all they can

I predict that, within the next year or two, games companies that had focused exclusively on cultivating a male audience will realize that having a large female player base will make their games healthier and more dynamic.

My guess? Nice bed sheets. Like really nice ones. The kind that you’d find at an expensive hotel in say, Moscow. Only they smell very vaguely of urine for some reason.

Trump thought he would get a headstart on all the death and mayhem by having everyone who voted against him in the DC area quietly murdered in their beds last night. The only people left are the Trump voters, tourists and reporters in town for the inauguration

Man, wouldn’t it be a shame if someone figured out how to get a hold of the number for that cell phone that he always answers regardless of the caller ID and put it on the cyber?

I mean, I’m normally against doxxing, but this feels like a special situation. Not implying anyone should harass or threaten the president…

What would you have an anti-bombing innocent people voter to have done? It was either traditionally hawkish Clinton or “bomb the hell out of their families” Trump.

It’s very hard to engage with people whose perspective is that you shouldn’t have the same rights that they do and/or are less human than they are and/or should disappear. I don’t think anyone believes that all of Trump’s voters are card carrying members of the Aryan Brotherhood, but that’s not really the point or…

I was playing Skyrim just last night and had a thought that if I was unbelievably wealthy I’d probably build a perfect replica of Dragonsreach in like Finland to summer in. I’d be a terrible billionaire

Part of the reason these people are billionaires is that they don’t have that kind of imagination either

I dunno, I think our bosses would get mad if we all went home

It’s “complete nonsense” to believe that Russian security services “chase after every American billionaire,” he said.