That’s what happens when you choose a boring username Dave.

Looked a bit lorica squamata to me, especially combined with the red cape. 

Castle looks a bit late for that era and on the stream I’m seeing a guy whose outfit looks kinda Roman. So I don’t think historical accuracy is the main concern.

Gotta double wrap it.

Stole his mask, obviously. Classic “make it look like an accident” mission run.

Going for a bit of a theme there richard?

Can’t be too careful.

This one’s even worse.

(higher resolution cutouts are easier to work with btw, just saying)

Yeah it’s worded somewhat ambiguously, dunno why people are freaking out at you.

Don’t pet ‘em though, it disrupts their training.

filling a bucket of tears

Oh, that’s why...

Why did you shop your finger to have a weird unnatural bend in it

How do you cheat at rows?

These guys are the real whales.

Ok these were like 1200 x 600 when I uploaded them, wtf is going on with kinja?

And an alternate entry inspired by sciteach.

A horrifying level of power to produce that spinal twist.