I’m pretty sure we’re at least going to see this exact gag on the Simpsons in about a decade.

Fair enough, I’ll take your word for it as I can’t be bothered slogging through that thread again to check (and you also don’t seem the type).

Which one is it from?

Yeah, unless I’m remembering wrong :(. I believe it was on that article a couple weeks back about a female pop singer who was acccused of being an abuser.

Oh yeah, that was the one. yeesh, rereeading now and that thread was a shitshow...

I think I might have seen that one. Was that the one with two people both making accusations of being gaslit by the other?

I think the modernfeminismsux guys have really latched onto the “no you’re promoting toxic masculinity” thing, I’m sure I’ve seen it a few times recently.

I really hope mr shameful pride is serious and not trolling. That would be hilarious.

Effective flail? Yeah, he could give them some really serious welts with those cuffs. lmao. You’ve been watching too many Steven Segal movies.

I think that way too sometimes. Later I’m always glad that I managed to push through anyway. Courage mon ami.

2 days instead of 2 weeks, that sounds like a plan to me!

This is golden.

I know it sucks so much for that to happen, and will really sap your resources. But do you think you can try to scrape just a tiny wee bit more out of the bottom of your barrel?

Yup, they’ll do their part...by sitting inside and defending their personal property against the marauding liberals.

Isn’t that what antlers are for?

I’m no expert, but unless these people are now referring to non-black areas as the hood then I’d say no, you are not wrong.

I hope when I’m an old gnarly diabetic I have someone like you to take me for icecream! And I hope you’re still with us next year. Please stay hanging on friend.

I’m gonna be the irresponsible one and say be the cool aunt, get booze. He can’t get it easily for himself because of dumb US laws (drive-buy-a-gun-get-married-dieforcountry-grumblegumble), so help him out. Quality over quantity. Even if he doesn’t appreciate the quality on a taste level he can use it to impress…

Gah, coworkers who provoke you in front of customers are the worst. Commiserations!