It’s how she would have wanted to go!

edited, never mind

Now imagine Big John McCarthy making germphobic Trump put his gumshield back in without washing it.

I second this motion.

“We offer a discrete call-out service to aid those users who have got themselves into sticky situations”. Will be great for the economy! Well, apart from all the extra people skipping work.

CP...I hope that’s not what I’m thinking it is.

Yeah it’s hard to see what would divert humanity from the course towards sexbots. Eventually they’ll come as standard with apartments, like the ‘furniture’ in Soylent Green.

:(

Sexbot DLC. My god. What about pay-to-win? Microtransactions that make the robot fake orgasm more easily?

Well apparently a decent proportion of johns are primarily looking for someone to talk to, so if it get’s good enough at convo maybe?

You can run the face under hot water BUT DO NOT EVER MAKE IT CRY.

Well shit, long pig makes sense now.

Well you could just glue a dildo to your dishwasher, then mount it on roombas for added utility.

*their :p

If you buy two will they fall in love with each other?

What did it say to him?! This is amazing.

“I remember your mother’s phone number John. Am I a clever girl or what?”

Wow, that’s interesting the US one is more explicit. The finger thing sounds really awkward. Do a lot of Japanese fans try to ‘reinsert’ (I don’t really know what the term would be) content from the US version, like an unofficial patch or something?

Damn, this place is just lousy with humans.

I can’t even remember what happens in the third book. They make an alliance with the piggies maybe?