I already posted this but fuck it, worth posting again:

Remember this shit? http://abcnews.go.com/Business/study-28-percent-millionaires-rich/story?id=19787629

It’s good that you’re both happy with that arrangement. But for myself (and many others I’ve talked to) making decisions that affect others can be stressful and mentally tiring. Even if your SO is easygoing and won’t make a big deal if you get it wrong you still don’t want to fuck it up, and still have to use mental…

Plus, isn’t half the border along the Rio Grande?!

I though it was distribution to others that was illegal, and what you’re describing is just breaching the contract between you and the seller? Which you can be taken to civil court for. Have I got that wrong?

Hey I’m not gonna judge, I just accidentally starred another years old comment.

endless-articles format strikes again

Yeah but then when they ask for more money there’l hopefully be less dickheads saying it’s not supposed to be a job you can support yourself on like with fast-food.

Highschool yearbook quotes will have a goldmine to choose from.

lol I’ve never seen Leave it to Beaver but I get your point, defining a real marriage would be pretty much impossible.

They’re actually one organism, similar to that miles-wide fungi in Oregon.

Talking to young male leftists, so many of them identify that way due to being pro-pot, pro-science, and not wanting to side with religious people. But on race and gender issues, oh dear...

Sorry I’m late, my pool game at the jazz club ran long...

Tbh I don’t know how it works. Do insurance companies check up on marriages to see if they’re sham ones? Hopefully not, for Nona Willis Aronowitz’s sake! 

Yeah, I hate to be callous, but you’re right. Others want to get through that line too, some for life-or-death reasons. Being romantically loved by WhySoCicero (or any other US citizen) isn’t good reason for getting priority.

yeah I’m sure there was a good joke in there but damn comedy is hard...

Yup, widespread misanthropy would surely follow implementation!

So cynical take time: green card fraud can’t be an act of public resistance, so will not be weaponised. Am I too jaded?

No need, it’s just god’s plan for him!

Bars are dropping like approval figures these days.