You do know your Somali friends and neighbors practice female infanticide, right. Yeah, they’re so fucking great. They go to the hospital at 20 weeks whining about this or that, demand a female doctor and sonogram and boom! They are gone. Bye bye female fetus.

God damn book clubs and methodists! I mean, come on, With the machetes and female genital mutilation. You can’t trust ‘em.

Well that’s good news. Less limbs means I’m more likely to win in a fight!

Sweet Jezebel tears. Today is like Christmas. MAGA!