Never considered Way of the Samurai obscure.  It received a lot of coverage when it initially released and several sequels.

I know this goes against the thesis statement of this piece, but I’m genuinely excited to see Cissnei in this game, even if it’s only briefly.  Best FFVII girl by a landslide

Kojima is gaming’s biggest punching bag, all articles are required by law to go out of their way to make one dig or another. Honestly surprised that nobody has compared him to Musk for no reason yet.

You can play gacha games spending exactly 0 dollars. 

question from someone who has played the game, but NEVER in like a competitive online capacity:

I’m convinced that the editors of the AV Club sincerely have zero taste based on AAF’s cover of Smooth Criminal being on this list.

“Incessant social justice seekers” isn’t how I remember it.

Chai latte is a thing. It’s tea made with milk instead of water, just like a cafe latte. And yes, this one is made with oat milk. I suppose you could request regular milk, people customize the heck out of everything there. Oat milk is decent, though. Definitely the best non-dairy milk.

You certainly managed to draw a lot of conclusions about games that are 100+ hours long without actually playing them, based entirely on very small amounts of information. Clearly, we have found our new authority on the subject.

Unrelated to my other comment: Fuck this buggy ass site and all of GMG in general. Some of the ads are so broken that they freeze the page entirely or cause flashing and stuttering problems that look potentially seizure inducing for photosensitive individuals.

“Only one side’s propaganda is fake!”

hey, you can’t get fired for being anti-genocide when you’re too young to legally have a job! 

So weird to me how this is “you should change this” as if everyone would prefer what the author does

I don’t get the hate about the voices. I mean sure they’re kind of bit odd, but among the arrangement of bouncy sound effects and jazzy soundtracks, they rather blend well and aren’t much of annoyance.

I, too, dislike fun things

the flowers are cool and they are my friends. i will never silence them. 

Oh, are you telling me that your cutting boards don’t lose *10 credit cards* worth of material a year?

I get it, any level not good etc. etc.

You know the P in that stands for Protestant, right?

Literally, by definition, not WASPish at all.