what is more astonishing is that the Skins, themselves, didn’t shitcan their own future by overpaying for Kirk “Kirt” Cousins

Came here for “to retard spoilage”. Was not disappointed.

Can I go now?

That’s nothing. I paid Oddibe Mcdowells water bill one month

This is one of the many fearmongering-friendly factoids you’ll read about sodium benzoate in “holistic medicine” resources,

You people learned NOTHING from The Simpsons.

But I love reading Deadspin on my phone and having a million videos automatically start playing without me clicking on them. So convenient and hands-free just like a Tesla! The pivot to video has worked wonders for them

Oh, it’s gro-in alright...

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

I also miss the hover-over feature for other sites. I liked to give them a quick skim to see if anything struck my interest. I’m not a regular reader of, say, Jalopnik, but once or twice a week something there might catch my eye, and I was generally not disappointed if I clicked over and read something I might have…

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

Ah, yes, the old rainbow flag operation.

So, again, I’ll just throw this out there, if you guys need someone who actually knows anything about track to write articles for you about track, I’m available, and will do it for free just so I don’t have to read things like this anymore.

St. Pauly Shore on the other hand keeps talking about weasels

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Look I’m too busy writing a dozen comments instead of actually doing my paying job to care about any of this

Relax man. It’s not Hulk Hogan.

I see we let our subscription to Cinemax lapse. 

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

Someone needs to tell him about this amazing fuel-saving device that costs thousands less than all this junk they’re putting into cars now.