PICS OR GTFO.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Who Dead!

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

That sounds like a terrible “hack”. You are stuck in a sausage cart with 11 other dudes + a bartender, and you have to quickly drink to get your moneys worth. at $40 a person, this “hack” can cost your 12 person group $480 for only a half hour. Honestly, if you are just trying to get drunk fast, you can all pitch in…

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Finally a Gray dong on Deadspin that doesn’t involve Ben Roethlisberger.

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

Money laundering and insider trading aside, couldn’t this be a copy and paste from the regular voicemail/text/email thread trying to set up the Wednesday afternoon game at every club in the country?

OK, I don’t know what the heck is going on with these random White Sox stories here that have been showing up on Deadspin lately but...

I think you’re operating under a false assumption, Tad. You’re assuming that nobody is smarter than you and nobody has information that you could learn from. While it’s undoubtedly true that a lot of these “courses” are a waste of time, only a fool would completely close his/her mind to the possibility that somebody…

I said one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.

You know what other things I’ve seen that I would call amazing? I’m only going to include things that I actually watched as they happened, because it would be rather hard to narrow down everything that has ever happened in sports:

The Giants beating the…

Because shit like this happens. Go put your best player back there then if you think the punter will fuck it up. There were smarter ways to take this out of the officials hands.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

Um yes. If somebody throws something at you, you’ve been attacked, and should respond.

Evidence includes the following facts:

Most likely didn’t happen because of several fairly minor inconsistencies in their testimony, which is extremely common in robbery cases?

What is Steven Adams supposed to do at this point, after several cheap shots by Green have amounted to a single flagrant 1? The NBA is hanging him out to dry like I don’t think I’ve ever seen before. The Thunder should put in Collison just to elbow Green in the face.