Heres the story: Draymond Green is a shitbird.

Because he was chillin’

I have to ask if you have never been to a golf tournament?

It’s a good tip to take your shoes off and run your toes through the carpet. Unless there are European terrorists on the loose.

Lush grass on the tootsies is pretty nice.

I preferred Steamroller myself. One kid rolls from side to side across the trampoline while the other 7-8 kids have to jump over him. Fall or get shoved on him, and you’re the Steamroller now, punk. Fighting ensues.

The best solution for the Bulls is to listen to Boers and Bernstein. They are the smartest sports analysts in Chicago. The Bulls should hire them to fix this team and take it to the finals

In the eyes of a non-Bulls fan, Butler and Noah can do no wrong — I haven’t seen two teammates play harder all over the court then those two over the last three years (outside of Joakim’s injury).

Jimmy is a max player who will never be the best player on a title team.

In the mid 2000's I went to a game with my dad, I was like 14 at the time. We sat in the lower bowl of the United Center. We received a promotional poster of Kirk Hinrich. And I asked my dad, “Who is Kirk Hinrich?”

you WISH you could do that layup

I’m 100% fine with this. I’d imagine they know their audience better than anyone else. Plus I HAD NO IDEA THAT HE’S THE THIRD MOST TENURED CHICAGO BULL. But lest we forget that franchise was nothing before MJ and Scottie and Phil.

Damm that burned more then my ass after I ate 5 ghost peppers

Not a law. Sam Smith is still going strong on the Bulls site, and he’s getting up there. Gleason still had some good columns, as well. The curmudgeon shtick is just an easy crutch.

The sad thing is, Lincicome used to be good.

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

Grow a dick. This is why she doesn’t like you. You don’t have a dick. I’m sure this “C” guy gives it to her like she dishes it out and that’s what she craves. I’m just amazed someone can be this dickless. Call it love, call it sex, but let’s call a spade a spade - you need to alpha up your beta game. Praise Jebus I’ve…

It does happen all the time though. When people say we should enforce the gun laws on the books, it’s crimes like these that need to be prosecuted so unstable people like Manziel don’t end up with a gun.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…