I once got a call from a survey-telemarketer thingy, and it went like this:

Exactly. This gif keep being the right thing to say, unfortunately.

Oh man, I would have died of embarrassment.

In my book Morrissey had earn his right to be an ass by his awesomeness. Really we need someone to not be nice person, it's good for us.

250k for manicures in just ridiculous. I'm sorry for anyone who does it, not to mention pay for it, which I'm sure Osborn did not.

There is a different between Mom's favorite and Mom's preferred caregiver. I know, I'm the later. While my brother, my mom's first born is defiantly her favorite person in the world (he's so smart! his kids are so smart!) his lack of empathy when it come to over people problems does not make him a good one to call…

My thoughts exactly. Too intimate almost.

I saw it and all I could think is: Ewan McGregor, you beautiful beautiful man. I didn't care what anyone else has to say.

Well, I have a rom-com story to share (this is the right place I believe).

I think this sums up my reaction to this kind of people. Seriously people, it's just a bloody weeding. Party, have fun whateves, but don't be so fucking entitled.

That sound like a marvelous party!

Yes, Mishton will make more sense. I was confused too.

Please Gaga, everyone know why you (and no judgment on my part - been there, done that) gain weight in Amsterdam. It's called "the munchies".

I also thought it was an insult to the lovely being that is the Roomba.

I think a week after all of the world saw Kate's , uhm, upper body, it's a bit silly to publish "TWINS!!!!". I mean it will be silly anyway, but now we all know that there's no "bump" or whatever they call it.

This has also happened to me. Why?! Why do you hate us universe?!!!

Can non-American celebrate? cause I know how. Yes, exactly how you think. Now stop thinking about it, I'm shy.

Kate have the prettiest hair. Other than that all I see is Colonialism.

God, I love a good conspiracy and this is no different!

I prefer to answer: why, do you have anyone to introduce me to?