I’m convinced most people that make these jokes haven’t been to an Arby’s for at least 2 decades, because they really offer a lot more better stuff now than the old boring roast beef items everybody remembers.

You can’t (or, well, aren’t supposed to...) recycle biowaste which is what disposable masks are.

The biggest comfort thing for me was getting around the head elastic rather than over the ear loops. I literally forget I’m wearing a (well, cloth) mask.

We all know Steve Harvey was just the opening act to the Kings of Comedy. No one wanted to actually listen to his Preacher Suit/Cosby-Lite act. He is a mediocre comedian who got lucky in TV.

Am I the only one who finds many cloth masks actually *less* comfortable, though? I always hear about N95 being uncomfortable. But at least the 3D structure doesn’t make it feel like I am sucking in cloth every time I breathe.

If you can’t make a joke without punching down on somebody, maybe you don’t need to be in “comedy.” 

You’re kinder than me. I want asshole rapists punished. Put ‘em in jail. If they’re scared that they might be raped, turnabout is fair play.

I’m pretty anti-prison, and I want real criminal justice reform, so the idea of an 18 year old being warehoused and incarcerated for four years is not an appealing one to me either.  

... and if you’re in a line of 36 pay-it-forwards, nobody except the last guy is getting anything for free. You’re just paying for a different order than your own. That’s not charity. But then I don’t understand the whole Starbucks culture. Sure, I’ll drink their mocha once in awhile, but no over-roasted, overpriced an…

The pay it forward thing has always been the dumbest thing imaginable. It’s performative charity for people who don’t need it. Want to feel good? Donate time or money to an actual cause. Or, as this article wisely suggests, tip the workers.

Anyone who uses Twitter as their primary source of news and important information from the government is missing a whole lot of information. They should try one of the newspapers of record or the website of the government agency in charge of whatever it is they’re interested in.

Who gets their health information from Twitter?

There’s a big difference between kids playing in the street and parents irresponsibly letting their kids play unsafely in the street.

Yup, I don’t own the street right in front of my house, you are correct. And last winter when a handful of kids in dark colored clothes were standing at the blind corner on my street after dark, and I almost hit one while going well under the speed limit and paying attention, it would have been a great comfort to…

I don’t care if people park in front of my house because I don’t own the road. One thing that does bother me is when someone parks smack dab in the middle of the area in front of my house, and it doesn’t leave room for another car to park behind them. 

It’s taken me a long time to realise the slideshows are opinions  without any supporting evidence.

Note to all of us who “never really catch colds or flus” — yes I am one of you:

Too many people confuse a cold with the flu. If you’re well enough to be hanging out in lifehacker I suspect it’s a cold.

Remember, your VPN connection is only as private and secure as your VPN provider.

Yeah, this is huge. A Gawker/Gizmodo/GO Media blog actually said there was a situation in life where you shouldn’t tip.  I’m gonna go check and see if Hell has frozen over.