If you are so important that you cannot be without your phone for a short period of time while you eat (or whatever) then don’t go someplace that doesn’t want you on your phone. It’s really that simple.

Whew, I thought you were talking about genocide or something. Wait ....

What the fuck did I just watch?

Charlene would have been jealous.

Holy crap ... that thing costs over $400!

Holy crap ... that thing costs over $400!