Lol I’m Indian American so, your complaint about including curry powder in the tater salad would actually be falling on the right ears.

Outside of my husband and our kids I’m usually the only white person there. I live in Southwest Baltimore and most of my friends are black. I’ve got an unofficially adopted 20-year-old black “nephew” that lives with us, too! And you don’t want him making the potato salad. Kid can’t stop himself from putting curry in…

We tried it with my 4yo for 5 minutes. It seems we are getting some traction but he was tired and ready to sleep. I think it is overall good, even voice recognition seems to be mostly working. We will try it more and if it keeps him engaged and reading more I will be very happy.

Hello fellow young people. I am hip with the language of young people. What with your paralax skipping and invisible walls.

I’ve had Win7 do this kind of thing to me sporadically in the past. My resolution for that was:

Ofc you had to try this lol

I always assumed that if I saw a headline with “Majestic Sky Dick” in it, it would be on either Vanity Fair or The Atlantic, and be yet another story about some fucking punk band that Beto was in during high school.

“You rode a hammer?”

of course i do. actually, for christmas this past year, he made me this giant light bar that dances to the beat of whatever bass/ music you have next to it. it listens for the bass and the lights move up and down. there are multiple patterns and it took him a while to program it. i know he spent hours on it. he loves…

That is the most adorable thing ever and it makes me all warm and happy inside just thinking about it. And I love that after decades of hearing about actors who have trouble not making the “pew pew” noises, she actually got her take captured on camera. It’s just pure liquid joy.

Show us on the doll where the drone touched you

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

Black Lightning is pretty good, but Arrow and Flash were great in their first seasons before turning into garbage, so we’ll see. LoT is the only one that started downright awful but got consistently better- it’s the only one that improved, and next season they get Constantine, so it could even get better.

81-years old! Whoa. That is amazing. :)

the 81-year-old

I really like this trend at CES this year where there’s a physical/mechanical privacy shutter over the camera lens. It’s such a small thing but it’s also such a nice-to-have thing that I’m surprised manufacturers haven’t incorporated it sooner.

I’ll admit I laughed.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”